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Orientation day today. Realization hits like a subway smacking your forehead (among other things as well, such as the rest of your body, smacking, that is. Because if it just smacked you in the forehead then you would be decapitated. Well, better your whole body to be hit by a subway than just be decapitated by it, I always say.). The summer's fading and it's back to real life once again. Why do the days go by so fast?
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[ ] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] I do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[ ] I do my chores after being told once
[x] I clean the house for no reason
[ ] I always do my homework/work
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[ ] I think politics are exciting!
[ ] My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than my peers
[x] I show up for school/work everyday unless I'm sick..really sick
[ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[x] I've never gotten a ticket
[ ] I watch talk shows and point out the incredibility of it all
[x] I know what incredibility means with out looking it up
[ ] I drink black coffee
[x I've never used the dishwasher in my life.] I know how to run the dish washer..or do the dishes
[ ] I don't do bad things
[x] I can count in more than one language
[ When I say I'm going to do something, I do it
[ ] I mow the lawn
[x] I wash my car...or I would if I had one
[ ] I can make adults laugh..with out being stupid
[ ] I remember to water my plants
[x] I study when I have to
[x] I pay attention at school/work
[ ] I rememeber to feed my pets
[x] I'm generally organized
[x] I know the meaning of cruel punishment
[x] I can spell experience with out looking at the line above
[x] I clean up my own messes
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[ ] I can go to the store with out getting something I don't need
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[ ] I listen to my parents/elders
[x] I understand the fact that the world always screws someone over
[x] I can type fast, because I type every day
[ ] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something like that
[ ] I can watch politics and laugh because I understand what is going on
[ ] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[ ] I can look at someone hot and not think of sex
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
[ ] people have said that I act older than I am
[x] I can be sent on an errand and not get side tracked

God Lisa, thanks for making me waste 3 minutes of my life.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I:

» I committed suicide:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:

» Personality:
» Art:
» Comments:
» Character Designs:

WHAT ABOUT US:

» Who are you?
» Are we friends?
» When and how did we meet?
» How have I affected you?
» What do you think of me?
» What's the fondest memory you have of me?
» How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
» Have I ever hurt you?
» Would you hug me?
» Are we close?
» Emotionally, what stands out?
» Do you wish I was cooler?
» On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
» Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
» Am I lovable?
» How long have you known me?
» Describe me in one word.
» What was your first impression?
» Do you still think that way about me now?
» What do you think my weakness is?
» What about me makes you happy?
» What about me makes you sad?
» What reminds you of me?
» What's something you would change about me?
» How well do you know me?
» Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
» Do you think I would kill someone?
» Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?



Ok. Now google search: "(your name) looks like" in quotes and post the results.

Tracy looks like she may pull her arm from its socket if she isn't called on, Mr. McAllister tries hard to find some other student who knows the ...

Dick Tracy looks like quality goods.

You can see what Tracy looks like when she's airbrushed

Hi Tracy, Looks like a beautiful weekend for a drunk sail

Tracy - looks like we may FINALLY be able to have drinks on SATURDAY!?

Tracy looks like an absolute ninny

Tracy looks like fun and it will sell for $199.

Tracy looks like he's injured to me

Tracy, looks like you've got some Aiptasia, not a good thing, but very common, in fact, I found one in my tank the other day

Tracy looks like a Crey Researcher


Very entertaining.
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If only.

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I hate this house. When I'm older I'm going to move far, far away. Like Paris or New York far, far away. And lie underneath the Eiffel Tower every night. And kidnap my grandmother and let her live with me. And not visit San Diego, but if I do, only to visit my brother and his rich ass kids in his mansion. And not have any kids because I'm afraid of continuing the cycle and mess some other child's life. And live in an apartment where the only screaming every night comes from the television. And knives are only used for chopping vegetables. And chicken. And tears will only be out of joy. And pillows will be dry every night. And metros will not smell of bad odor. And George Bush would not be president. And I will completely forget about this house and my mother. If only.
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A - Available?: YES. (Unlike Lisa, I don't care that I sound desperate.)
A - Age: Sixteen.
A - Annoyance:

B - Best Friends?: Angelica, Jenny, Lisa, Tori, Jeremy
B - Bar: Coyote Ugly?
B - Birthday?: November 15, 89

C - Crush: ...Oh you know
C - Car: I don't really care.
C - Cat: Fred. Mhmm. Except he's not really mine.

D - Dead Pets Name: Never had one.
D - Dad's Name: Willie.
D - Dog: We might actually get a dog pretty soon. A black and brown doxie. Named Roxie. Actually, I don't know. (Is Bandit Mary Ann's dog, Lisa? I like that dog)

E - Easiest person to talk to: Angelica and Jean.
E - Eggs: If the yolk is uncooked, it makes me throw up.  
E - Email: Yes.

F - Favorite color?: Black, green, grey
F - Food: Pan fried noodles from the Chopsticks place in Poway. With lots of water chestnuts.
F - Foreign Slang: Ay nako. Napaka grabe naman.

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: The sour sugary worms.
G - God: Yes.
G - Good Times: What I can think of right now: improvising our rap flow, dance class, this weekend, making up routines...

H - Hair Color: Black. With hints of dark red/brown in the sun, I just realized.
H - Height: 5'4?
H - Happy: Is the name of a dwarf.

I - Ice Cream: Pistache, I must say.
I - Instrument: Piano?
I - Idol: Angelina Jolie.

J - Jewelry: Star necklace from Paris. I used to wear a lot of jewelry.. necklace from a thrift shop and a black rosary.
J - Job: Photojournalist.
J - Jokes: Why did the Filipino cross the street? Because he heard the sprinklers go "Psst! Psst! Psst!". Heh, if you're not filipino you won't get it.

K - Kids: I love kids. Yesterday I went to an orphanage in Tijuana. I wanted to bring the kids home with me.
K - Karate: Ok?
K - Kung Fu: Reminds me of Leena.

L - Love: And what of it?
L - Longest Car Ride: Mm. Paris to Milan to Venice through Switzerland and back to Paris
L - Lipstick or Chapstick: I love chapstick.

M - Milk Flavor: Chocolate or regular.
M - Mothers Name: Nanay. Inay. Ma.
M - Movie Last Watched: Last full movie? She's the Man. Parts of Se7en last night though.

N - Number of Siblings: Une.
N - Northern or Southern: South.
N - Name: Tracy.

O - One Wish: ...Oh you know.
O - One Phobia?: Can't think of one.
O - Otter Pop: Liquid is better than frozen.

P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Married.
P - Part of your appearence you like best: Nothing.
P - Part of your Personality you like best: Mmm..

Q - Quick or Slow?: Quick.
Q - Queer or Straight?: Curvy. Hahha, kidding. Straight.
Q - Queen or King?: King... sized bed. No actually, I like my small ass bed.

R - Reason to smile: KJ in that jacket. People dancing. Unexpected phone calls. Spontaneous letters in the mail. Friends being silly.
R - Reality TV Show: America's Next Top Model, Project Runway
R - Right or Left: Right. (You are not bi-handed, Lisa -_-")

S - Song Last Heard: Angela by Saian Supa Crew, this French song Jean got me addicted to.
S - Season: Winter.
S - Series: Marmalade Boy is the first I think of.. why?

T - Time you woke up: 1 AM, 630AM, 730AM, 815AM
T - Time Now: 1104AM
T - Time for bed: On school nights, I usually get to bed 1045-11

U - Unknown: I love cemeteries. And cameras. Well, my camera. And guys dancing.
U - Unicorns: Remind me of the movie Dodgeball.
U - You are?: Wasting time.

V - Vegetable you hate: Bell peppers.
V - Vegetable you love: Water chestnuts, cucumbers, okra
V - View on Politics: I don't like politics.

W- Worst Habit: Thinking of dirty things at the most inappropriate times.
W- Where are you going to travel next: I want to go to Greece.
W- What's up?: The stars in the sky. Even though it's morning now. But the stars are still up in the sky. We just can't see them.

X - X-Ray: At the dentist.
X - X-Rated: There are lots of those kinds of videos on my computer right now. I have a brother.
X - XYZ: Zipper.

Y - Year you were born: 1989
Y - Year it is now?: Tewthousennseex.
Y - Yellow: Urine.

Z - Zoo Animal: White tiger.
Z - Zodiac: Scorpio
Z - Zoolander?: That movie wasn't too bad.
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The worst sin?

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We're reading Dante's Inferno in my english class.. pretty interesting stuff.

What do you think is the worst sin? for me, i say it's betrayal. a lot of people in my class responded with murder, but in a sense, i think betrayal is much worse and more dangerous. for betrayal, you would have to have had a deep relationship with the person you have betrayed, as opposed to murder, you could kill anyone on the streets, any stranger you don't know. also, the effects of betrayal, in a sense are worse because the person you betrayed is still alive- still resenting you and having hostile feelings towards you, feelings of revenge and so forth as opposed to a dead person you have murdered- a lifeless body who cannot think.

what do you think is the worst sin?

i like my english class.




... and i know exactly what you're going to say to that Alexandra Joy Freeman.



Today is Thursday; I love Thursdays. Someone in a suit. Sexy. We may get a dog. I want to go to UCHS' prom. I like the color yellow. I'm sexcited for airbands tomorrow. Yes, sexcited. I love Thursdays.
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